(The following was transcripted verbatim from Molly's tappings on the uterine wall...)

Hello everybody. It's good to finally have an outlet to share my thoughts. Isn't the internet amazing? In my small and humble opinion, this prevalent information age is truly revolutionary and will almost certainly recast our current methods of articulation.

All is well in utero. I'll have you all know that I do have all the parts I'm supposed to have, including ten fingers and toes, and that my skin is quite smooth albeit covered with vernix caseosa and lanugo (that's a fatty, white coating and fine, down-like hair to the lay person). I mention this because it has come to my attention that some of you (and I won't name names here) weren't able to discern my image from the 4D picture posted last week! Come on people! Where is your imagination? I'm right there crossing my arms across my face! And don't worry about those lumps and bumps, that's just distortion caused by the refraction of sound waves in an aqueous medium. I have asked my parents to post a clearer picture of me this week and although I think it is the profile shot (not my best angle), I hope you will find it more accessible.

All right, I've got to go cycle my legs a bit. Maybe even swallow some amniotic fluid if there's time. Thanks for tuning in.

Love,

Molly